February 08, 2010
A NEW WAVE OF HOPE: JOIN THE RALLY!
This week begins a countdown. Next Friday, the Take Back Washington Rally featuring Michele Bachmann is set to kick off in Bismarck…and I can’t possibly overstate how important it is. Together, we can lead the nation in the effort to educate, excite and organize concern citizens, desperately yearning to restore this government to its [...]
February 05, 2010
PARTY-HACK TO HIGH OFFICE: TIM PURDON’S ASCENDANCY
As a professional talker, it’s not very often your Chairman finds himself struggling for words to express an opinion. But the main story in yesterday’s paper almost reduced me to silence. After prolonged delay, North Dakota finally has a new U.S. Attorney….and the controversial selection is making Democrats take aim inside a circular firing [...]
February 04, 2010
WELCOME TO AMERICA, MR. PREMIER
What’s the number one, universal quality of your typical elitist liberal? What do you call it, when they champion the merits of education—then banish poor children benefitting on voucher programs from entering the distinguished schools their kids attend? Or when they rail against the West for the damage we’ve caused to the environment—only to board [...]
February 03, 2010
SPENDING FREEZE MY A$$
The President unveiled his 2011 budget in characteristic fashion this Monday, by (you guessed it), blaming Bush. Bush is to blame for the deficit…Bush is to blame for the recession…follow the logic and naturally, Bush is to blame for the failed fiscal policies Obama has been forced to enact. Under normal economic circumstances, [...]
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February 02, 2010
EXPERIENCED HELP NEEDED. APPLY AT: 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVE.
Amidst freefalling poll numbers, a declining economy, Republican resurgence and a God-sent halt to nationalizing America’s healthcare system, the President and his Democratic allies in North Dakota (see Earl Pomeroy, Byron Dorgan and Kent Conrad) have decided to shift focus. Where it once displayed meaningless rhetoric suited for his personal agenda, the teleprompter now [...]
February 01, 2010
SOTU, OBAMA AND THE RESET BUTTON
Last Wednesday during his State of the Union address, President Obama implored all of us to “Seize the moment to start anew.” Consider the context: you’re the emblematic spokesman of “hope” and “change” who’s managed to triple the national deficit and double the unemployment rate from the previous administration’s averages. Your radical agenda is prompting [...]
January 27, 2010
BIG SPENDERS: OBAMA -VS- BUSH
Well instead of acknowledging public dissatisfaction for his policies—dramatically realized in last week’s Massachusetts election—President Obama reverted to old form and blamed Bush. Big surprise. So since this administration continues to point to their predecessor for all of their current failures, I say we take a page in their book and revisit the past. [...]
January 26, 2010
ANNOUNCING…TAKE BACK WASHINGTON RALLY!
Last week the voters of Massachusetts sent a message to the White House: no mas. This time, we aren’t going to let entrenched big-government politics dominate our state and secure the final vote for destroying the greatest healthcare system in the world. The President rightly explained the results as an expression of anger (then of [...]
January 25, 2010
YOUR CHAIRMAN’S OFFICIAL EMAIL EXPLAINATION
In the words of the great Irish poet Oscar Wilde, “the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about,” so I guess I should feel flattered. This, after a local paper ran a story about a personal email your Chairman authored, expressing my opinion of who should be selected as [...]
January 22, 2010
BIPARTISAN HEALTHCARE REFORM? DON’T HOLD YOUR BREATH…
A moment of silence, ladies and gentlemen, for Obamacare. A few exhilarating days after Republican underdog Scott Brown shocked the nation with a Senate win in Massachusetts, an official omission has been disclosed, straight from Speaker Pelosi herself. Without any changes, she bemoans, it’s “[not] possible to pass the Senate bill.” Music to our [...]